Let Them LOL
I was a negative Mets guy walking out of Citizens Bank Park on Friday night. Toots tried to calm me down with the rational "it's only one game" business. No…
Love, Sex, Connection and Baseball
-- For Bob Newman Life is full of aesthetic pleasures. Warm sun and ice cream are everywhere. We're in a time where everything appears to be attainable. It can be…
Who the Hell Are You?
This has been a tough week. Not just for the Mets but for everyone. The northeast is covered in a smoky orange muck from Canada. It's like Mother Nature harnessed…
More Champagne, Baby
Watching a baseball game should be a relaxing vibe. The game is beautiful. It's played outside on green grass with a little dirt. Sun and rain can soak an afternoon…
You Can’t Buy it
Money won't fix all your problems. But is sure as hell helps. Steve Cohen, the owner of the Mets, has a bunch of money. His net worth at the time…
Don’t Click on the Fallen
I am a very attractive man. Clarification: a very attractive OLD man. Technically middle-aged, but to a young person anything over 30 is old. So this is very much an…
The Western Hero
I love a good movie western. One of the reasons why is the western hero. He's like Odysseus with a six-shooter or Beowulf on a horse. And like those other…
Praying in Vain
Brett Baty is in the show. He's a got a shot to be a professional ballplayer. There's nothing cooler. Mets fans are not in the show and are significantly less…
Reasons to Cheer
Everyone needs reasons to cheer. Especially on the internet cause it gets dark. Mets Twitter has a speakeasy just off the ninth circle of Dante's Hell. There's no ice cream…
Nice Job, Kid
Sunday. Sun's out and the wind has finally shut up after screaming all night. We have an hour and 20 minutes to watch the game before we have to leave…
